happy weekend douchebags

14 Apr

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sunday nugs, in video form

1 Apr

and for those of you that have too much time on your hands want to spend 12 mins perving on surfer chicks, check this one:

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no mini skirts in INDONESIA?!

30 Mar

I’m planning a month-long trip to Indonesia later this year. My goal is simple: get annihilated by world-class waves and not get killed. I expect nothing less of myself than sub-par surfing that probably can’t even be considered as ‘surfing’. To help me forget about how horrible my last session was, or how much I hate myself for my inability to pick up a new sport, I want to at least see some hot chicks wearing as little clothing as possible (because lets be honest, actually hanging-out with, or god forbid banging, hot chicks isn’t going to happen). Standing in the way of my goal is this bullshit:

This guy can take it deep. Read the article HERE.

 

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Hangs upon nothing

27 Mar

surf porn

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garbage pail dave

20 Mar

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Negging

12 Mar

So Utah and I apparently started to read the same cheesy book about picking up women, the mystery method. One thing that left us both in mystery was the art of “negging”. Basically insulting women so they want to sleep with you.

I know everyone has always told me girls like assholes, but I didn’t think they were being legit. Mr Mystery seems to firmly believe that you have a belittle females in order to sneak in under their radar when they think that a pathetic pervert such as Sir Mystery will increase their social rank.

I present to you a comic by XKCD.com which is written much more eloquently than I could have put it:

bums of the week

11 Feb

 

 

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super bowl dedication video

5 Feb

this is what american sports are ALL about…. ps – i can really appreciate her throwing style

go giants. i guess..

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you’re welcome, people of earth.

16 Jan

i think alana blanchard is a fucking alien. or a cyborg.
there’s too much good shit going on in one place. there has to be a flaw but i can’t find it.

utah, is that you?!

13 Jan

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